Greetings anxious and fearful! Most of you are uncertain whether to greet the lifting of the mandatory shelter in place orders with glee or panic.
I suspect there is more than a tiny degree of fear out there but since most people can't spell stoic, there is little chance of them behaving that way.
However, stoicism is the ONLY way we are going to arrive at our freakish 'new normal'.
[Put your mask on, you're scaring the kids!]
Yeah, it's gonna be a while before that nonsense goes away. The problem with bullshit inspired by fear is it doesn't go away. If the virus is going to get you, there isn't anything you can do to prevent it AND enjoy a productive, meaningful life from inside an antiseptic bubble!
Remember the sign at the entrance to the future? It says Survivors ONLY. If you can't hack a 'normal' life, do the rest of us a favor and give the f up!
Nobody can afford to suffer the untrustworthy anymore than they have time to deal with the (excessively) PARANOID!
Wariness is a good thing but if you are going to panic over every shadow, you are f'n useless!
So long as you remain 'on guard' and eyeball everyone as a possible contaminant, UNITY is impossible.
Welcome to The New Normal.
When your ONLY news source is Fox News and the only political party is the patriotism obsessed, God-fearing Conservatives, (who also just happen to be RABID capitalists!) you will dutifully only watch television shows where you identify the actors by the unique designer masks they wear.
Just the sight of an unmasked individual will be enough to spark revulsion, how could ANYONE be so 'insensitive'?
There's a bit of genius here. This will definitely slow the birth rate down to a trickle. Only the rich will exchange bodily fluids with abandon because they know the whole 'contamination' ruse is just that, a 'trick' intended to protect them from the stupid!
What will you do when they start shooting people in the face for being out in public without a piece of cheesecloth over their mouth and nose?
Cheer?
How f'n DUMB are you?
They jerk you around because YOU LET THEM!
Gegner
I suspect there is more than a tiny degree of fear out there but since most people can't spell stoic, there is little chance of them behaving that way.
However, stoicism is the ONLY way we are going to arrive at our freakish 'new normal'.
[Put your mask on, you're scaring the kids!]
Yeah, it's gonna be a while before that nonsense goes away. The problem with bullshit inspired by fear is it doesn't go away. If the virus is going to get you, there isn't anything you can do to prevent it AND enjoy a productive, meaningful life from inside an antiseptic bubble!
Remember the sign at the entrance to the future? It says Survivors ONLY. If you can't hack a 'normal' life, do the rest of us a favor and give the f up!
Nobody can afford to suffer the untrustworthy anymore than they have time to deal with the (excessively) PARANOID!
Wariness is a good thing but if you are going to panic over every shadow, you are f'n useless!
So long as you remain 'on guard' and eyeball everyone as a possible contaminant, UNITY is impossible.
Welcome to The New Normal.
When your ONLY news source is Fox News and the only political party is the patriotism obsessed, God-fearing Conservatives, (who also just happen to be RABID capitalists!) you will dutifully only watch television shows where you identify the actors by the unique designer masks they wear.
Just the sight of an unmasked individual will be enough to spark revulsion, how could ANYONE be so 'insensitive'?
There's a bit of genius here. This will definitely slow the birth rate down to a trickle. Only the rich will exchange bodily fluids with abandon because they know the whole 'contamination' ruse is just that, a 'trick' intended to protect them from the stupid!
What will you do when they start shooting people in the face for being out in public without a piece of cheesecloth over their mouth and nose?
Cheer?
How f'n DUMB are you?
They jerk you around because YOU LET THEM!
Gegner
I suspect there is more than a tiny degree of fear out there but since most people can't spell stoic, there is little chance of them behaving that way.
ReplyDeleteWhat will you do when they start shooting people in the face for being out in public without a piece of cheesecloth over their mouth and nose?
ReplyDeleteSo long as you remain 'on guard' and eyeball everyone as a possible contaminant, UNITY is impossible.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to The New Normal.
There's a bit of genius here. This will definitely slow the birth rate down to a trickle. Only the rich will exchange bodily fluids with abandon because they know the whole 'contamination' ruse is just that, a 'trick' intended to protect them from the stupid!
ReplyDeleteWhen your ONLY news source is Fox News and the only political party is the patriotism obsessed, God-fearing Conservatives, (who also just happen to be RABID capitalists!) you will dutifully only watch television shows where you identify the actors by the unique designer masks they wear.
ReplyDeleteJust the sight of an unmasked individual will be enough to spark revulsion, how could ANYONE be so 'insensitive'?
[Put your mask on, you're scaring the kids!]
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's gonna be a while before that nonsense goes away. The problem with bullshit inspired by fear is it doesn't go away. If the virus is going to get you, there isn't anything you can do to prevent it AND enjoy a productive, meaningful life from inside an antiseptic bubble!