Thursday, March 19, 2020

Dumb

Greetings doomed ones, if you continue to follow the dictates of those who act only in THEIR best interests you are already as good as dead. [Someone has definitely screwed with the 'tone' setting on this edition of Grammarly! Either it's an elitist fuck genuinely happy that you're all goners or sarcasm isn't part of its repertoire.]

Not up for debate is the regular demonstrations of gross ineptitude repeatedly on display from those all too quick to assert their authority regardless of how it is derived.

[Given: SOMEBODY has to be 'in charge' but shouldn't they first be required to demonstrate a minimum degree of competence?] Pussygrabber regularly picks names out of...well, we can't prove they come from there but the evidence is a bit damning. Sort of pushing the bar of reasonableness when loyalty outweighs intelligence.

I had intended to title today's piece 'Moron' but that is too specific a word and implies I am critiquing the acts of an individual, which nets us nothing.

Our flag-humping POTUS labels Bernie Sanders a socialist for advocating the same healthcare EVERY OTHER ADVANCED NATION ON THE PLANET ALREADY UTILIZES! Dumbo also mocked the candidate Andy Yang for advocating 'guaranteed minimum income' another reckless idea dreamt up by the feckless capitalists to save their failing economic system!

Did I mention your chances of survival decline considerably if you continue to listen to Idiots?

YOU don't need 'more money'...you need FEWER EXPENSES!

Yet the Capitalist Doodle Dandy proposes to deal with the economic fallout created by the (fake) pandemic by kiting everyone a check! We don't have it but hey, it's the, er, 'thought' that counts, right?

As supplies dwindle, prices will rise [humans are nothing if not 'opportunists'] and the paltry check the government sends you won't even dent the cost increases that also WON'T GO AWAY after the (fake) crisis is past. [Like victory in the Middle East, no one knows what that looks like nevermind if it will ever be achieved.]

Under ASP most things that keep you perpetually broke will be given to you free, including continuing education. For-profit education will be, er, abandoned and most continuing ed will be conducted the old fashioned way, ON THE FREAKIN' JOB! Colleges will still exist but like the originals, they will be dedicated to conducting research and advancing knowledge.

Once 'profit' is redefined as the benefit of all life on this planet and not to making the freakazoids among us demi-gods because they command outrageous sums be paid to them based on claims of ownership that have NO MERIT!

["I stole it fair and square." is never a valid argument, neither is "I got there first!"]

Takes an insane amount of chutzpah to claim that objecting to someone's frivolous claim is mere 'jealousy'.

I end today's missive by repeating an 'assertion' most of you seem hell-bent on proving wrong.

You KNOW 'right from wrong'. It is your 'unwillingness' to stand up to the corrupt and bring them to justice that is causing the global pandemic of misery and undermining the very foundation of civilization, a body you have been deceived into thinking you aren't worthy of.

The media teaches that if you aren't a 'valued member' of society then you are part of the problem but that is a lie. Society and Justice are yours by birthright...but only if you are willing to fight for them!

If you are going to sit there and stare at your navel, asking the imaginary almighty why 'he' hates you, maybe you need to take a moment to focus on the REAL PROBLEM and FIND A FUCKIN MIRROR!

Happy Humpday, Head!

Gegner

4 comments:

  1. Greetings doomed ones, if you continue to follow the dictates of those who act only in THEIR best interests you are already as good as dead.

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  2. YOU don't need 'more money'...you need FEWER EXPENSES!

    Yet the Capitalist Doodle Dandy proposes to deal with the economic fallout created by the (fake) pandemic by kiting everyone a check! We don't have it but hey, it's the, er, 'thought' that counts, right?

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  3. I end today's missive by repeating an 'assertion' most of you seem hell-bent on proving wrong.

    You KNOW 'right from wrong'. It is your 'unwillingness' to stand up to the corrupt and bring them to justice that is causing the global pandemic of misery and undermining the very foundation of civilization, a body you have been deceived into thinking you aren't worthy of.

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  4. ["I stole it fair and square." is never a valid argument, neither is "I got there first!"]

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