Saturday, August 20, 2016

Get a Grip!

Greetings good citizen, Here I am 'agitating' for a strike to end the 'mismanagement of our species' by the self-interested...and it is the one scenario where they don't have a counter-move for, BUT!

What they do have is a deeply embedded 'recovery system' in place. Our self-professed betters are the original 'Surrender Monkeys' because it is in the chaos of 're-organization' that they re-assert their control.

All the while chanting 'up the revolution!'

We consider the revolt in the Colonies that eventually became the USA as 'unique' because monarchy was 'replaced' by meat-puppetry, yes good citizen, even back in the beginning our 'elected leaders' did the bidding of their shadowy overlords. Washington is ON RECORD as wanting nothing to do with the job but he 'served' anyway.

Historians hail his 'sense of duty' but if we were to go digging where things are best left alone we'd probably find some disturbing behind the scene facts that would shatter our carefully constructed 'core beliefs' about the founders.

But I digress, but not much because one needs to be aware that most revolutions are 'hijacked' shortly after their success by those offering to 'put the nation back together'.

Again the thinking is rebels are good at tearing nations down but they aren't 'realistic' enough to build a new nation.

So people revolt thinking they are going to get a 'fresh start' only to end up with the same old, same old because the faces may have changed but the players (or more succinctly, the forces behind them) HAVEN'T!

Well, this time the cards are on the table and A Simple Plan is revolutionary in how the system will be altered, beginning with it's unconventional ban of cash or anything similar to it!

ALL CRIME IS CASH AND CARRY! If your 'customer' can't pay there's no point in stealing, is there? Well, you COULD still do it because you could but then the 'final destination' will also change, significantly!

Gone are warm, well-lit prison cells with regular meal times. Get exiled [and PS by the way, there will be NO prisons so if we can't trust you to live among us...guess where you're headed?

Conjure a mental image of a windswept desert plain...and you're buck naked. This is where you will live out the remainder of your miserable life...although if it's any consolation, you won't be 'alone'...not for long anyway.

Before you start thinking happy thoughts, Exile will be 'separate but equal'...the only people you will encounter are members of your own gender...[and some of you will be fine with that!]

Don't even get started on 'cruel and unusual'. This is what mankind did BEFORE there were prisons and society did a much better job of raising 'decent, respectful individuals' before the 'for profit' hotels for hellions came along!

Don't laugh, some people actually plan on 'retiring' to prison...at least they won't be living in their cars, being harassed by the cops and plundered by their fellow denizens of the street.

Happens in Japan more than you'd like to think about.

Relatively speaking, prison is a pretty cushy deal compared to life in a shelter.

But again I digress.

The 'attractive' part of A Simple Plan is it's not a 'police state', in fact there won't be 'police', it won't be a job...per se.

The laws will be 'Simple and few' with most of the things people fight about becoming the realm of 'society'. A Simple Plan cares for you from the cradle to the grave...end of story. Your success is 'assured' because your failure will be your doom.

Wait, don't go all Orwellian on me, this isn't 'comply or die' [like the Republican's want it!]

You WON'T BE ABLE to borrow or lend money and the very act of claiming somebody 'owes' you is an EXILE OFENSE! Taking what isn't yours then claiming it was 'payment' will have the same results.

And yeah, there will be people that will cart you off to 'a place where you'll be 'free' to live any way you like!

Will there be 'due process'? Yes, but what there won't be are lawyers and judges...those little inventions are part of the 'prison scam'. [Better known as how to make crime profitable...]

Pathetic, isn't it? The sleazy scumbags will 'monetize' ANYTHING!

Another thing that will take getting used to is NOT paying for 'everything forever!'

Then there is the, er, 'personal factor'. A mechanism intended to let the individual redress personal grievances one on one. The hitch here is the challenged has the 'right to refuse' and there isn't anything you can do about that.

You get to call them a coward every time you see them after that and there's NOTHING THEY can do about that...and the rules provide the challenged with an 'edge', the choice of combat! [Which can tip the odds in their favor if they are clever about it!]

Yes, 'dueling' will become legal but we aren't talking about main street at high noon...there will be dueling arenas constructed specifically for the purpose of single combat and NO, these are private affairs! No 'spectators allowed', no 'seconds' either ('the pro's' will handle those duties.)

While EITHER combatant can specify that the duel be 'non-fatal'; accidents happen and should a participant die, those are the chances you accept.

UNDERSTAND, dueling left many families bereft of a means of support and that's why the practice ended...this will no longer be the case.

Since society supports your 'sanctioned children*' from the cradle to the grave, YOU are granted the 'right' to defend your honor...

THAT SAID, dueling arenas are intended to GATHER DUST!

The possibility of being 'called out' is intended to make you more 'careful' of how you behave and of the image you project in 'polite company'.

But I swerve off the intended path yet again! [I am attempting to describe life under A Simple Plan 'in a nutshell' so you'll have an idea of what you're being asked to buy into.

It's all fine and well to say you have a better idea but the facts tell the story!

So, a guaranteed job for life once you finish grade school and free higher education for life. YOU WILL get to select from the fields you demonstrate an aptitude for. Work hours will be adjusted to accommodate all so jobs will always be 'available' and all jobs will pay a 'living wage'.

Considering the subtraction of the many items you are currently required to pay for it might take a while to settle on what, precisely constitutes a 'living wage' so it is better to 'err to caution' and OVERPAY you!

Fat wallets you WILL NOT have...cash doesn't exist and your money is for YOU! The only place to spend your money is at the store and even then they don't get it, it is simply erased!

While some might opine this is making life 'unnecessarily complicated', it's not like we don't need the work AND it teaches YOU to 'live within your means'.

[In a world without the 'regulating effect' of money you'd NEVER get a seat at a restaurant or a room at a hotel! If they were FREE, the 'opportunists' among us WOULD NEVER LEAVE!]

So IN THIS RESPECT ALONE, MONEY DOES SERVE A 'USEFUL PURPOSE'.

Saturday may not be the best day to insert this thumbnail sketch of life under A Simple Plan due to light traffic...but if I've piqued your curiosity a full copy should still be online under my blog of the same title [A Simple Plan]

Why some turkey chose that for a movie title I'll never know but it definitely erases any trace of my proposal should you be inclined to look for it...that said, searching Google should produce a shortlist that gives the desired result.

Just look for my name, Gegner! [a.k.a George Anderson]

Um, I figured 'sanctioned children' would ruffle some feathers so an 'explanation' is provided below.

Thanks once again for letting me inside your head,

Gegner


* Over population is a very real threat. You will only have 'permission' to replace yourself and your spouse...but I speak from experience that two is 'just right' and joy enough for any parent.

Further note...if you can't conceive 'naturally', then you will have to play the hand you have been dealt.

Many females that wait until they are 'established' to start families, that is no longer necessary. You will be invited to have your children while you're 'young & healthy' as opposed to old and barely fertile.

The kicker added here is 'marriage' is obsolete. That said, children are NOT TOYS! You will be required to pass a mental competency test before becoming pregnant. [Making many of you marvel afterwards that you passed, what were either of you thinking?]

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