Monday, November 7, 2016

Whistling past the graveyard

Greetings good citizen, let us begin with a rhetorical question: if a ghost whistles in a graveyard, can the living hear it?

How about if you're already dead, could you hear it then?

Well, good citizen, tomorrow is it and some are thankful to arrive at the end of what has been a long and tedious campaign season. If the R's don't win you KNOW the next campaign season begins November 10th so enjoy your day off.

Worse, you know that sure as sunrise, no matter WHO gets coronated, gas prices will steadily climb to new heights [just because they can!] The media will come up with something convincing, they always do! Didn't an earthquake just 'devastate' parts of Oklahoma that aren't even involved in oil production? Isn't it peculiar there was nothing about this [plate rattler] on the national news?

Well, it doesn't have to be TRUE, it just has to be 'convincing'.

Yeah, the PEOPLE may not have won anything from our long months of torment and the repeated bashing of our badly broken political system but the Oligarchs will make out just fine!

[Because the Oligarch's control was never in jeopardy, that is why everything comes up roses for the 'self-important few!']

Um, this is the last 'push' for a STRIKE and from the 'response' thus far I'd pretty much tell you myself, set your alarm clock because you don't want to be late for work on Wednesday morning!

Yes, good citizen, we truly are 'NECK DEEP IN STUPID' around here but you don't need me to tell you that; the 'ignorant' have been letting their freak flag fly proudly over these last months of the campaign season!

Left to our imagination is what will follow?

Isn't it a little early to start fretting over the NEXT ELECTION???

Nope.

Barnum was right, you can fool some of the people some of the time...but with today's 'camera ready' society it's only a matter of time before somebody captures something damning on video and the whole house of cards comes crashing down!

Trump's past came crawling out of the ooze to bite him on the backside...the ONLY reason he got away with as much as he did is due to his choice to run as a 'bat-shit crazy' conservative. [A certain amount of 'nuts' is expected/forgiven if you're a Republican...]

They risked much this campaign season and they WON'T be able to pull this one again next election cycle because 'STUPID' won't put up with it!

[As it is, this most recent debacle isn't 'in the bag' yet...there could still be considerable 'blowback' from the reckless abuses of public anger the media took advantage of.]

Remember, STUPID IS PERMANENT, ignorance can be fixed!

Well, unless they plan on killing off a boatload of STUPID, they're gonna be wandering around out there, upset that things didn't go the way they wanted and we all know that 'reasonable' isn't one of stupid's strong suits.

Picture next election cycle...where the contest is between a card carrying, god fearing [God sat this last election out but next cycle he'll be back with a vengeance!] conservo-evangelical and a certified Circus Freak [hey, ya gotta have a schtick, ya know? This is 'entertainment' after all!]

Yes, good citizen, in case you haven't woken up to the facts yet, the media does 'entertainment'.

Now people took the Trump candidacy in stride because it wasn't too much of a stretch for people to believe someone would be STUPID ENOUGH to try and BUY the Presidency!

So when he tossed his hat into the mix, nobody blinked...it was only a matter of time.

Regardless of what it says about the state of political discourse or social cohesion in our society.

Which sounds too 'frou-frou' for the average citizen UNTIL YOU BOIL AWAY THE 'POLITE WORDING' AND REALIZE IT TRANSLATES TO NOT NEEDING A UZI IN YOUR MITT WHEN YOU STEP OUT TO WALK THE DOG AT NIGHT!!!

The thing YOU need to WAKE UP TO is YOU DON'T HAVE A DOG IN THIS FIGHT! [Neither candidate has your back!]

Maybe it will sink in better if I tell you that YOU WON'T HAVE ONE IN THE NEXT ELECTION EITHER!

Most of you are TOO STUPID to realize you haven't had someone in 'your corner' FOR THE PAST SIX ELECTIONS!

Why do I believe they won't keep pulling the same BS in perpetuity?

Short of doping you [all] into a stupor [they've tried but they can't, too many are allergic] we return full circle to Barnum's axiom...

The only OTHER WAY to 'maintain control' is reduce the number of decision-makers. If voting is restricted to 'just the faithful' then the problem of a restless population goes away.

So expect 'tests' to appear between now and the next election cycle with the argument being the boomers have to [since they're getting older] 'prove' they're still 'mentally competent' to participate in the process.

Worse, your 'voting history' [yeah, they keep track of which ballot you request] determining the 'difficulty' of the test you'll be expected to ace.

But no, 'rigged elections? perish the thought!'

Makes sense if YOU'RE STUPID!

Is that whistling I hear?

Thanks for letting me inside your head,

Gegner

Hey, who left the lights on in here?



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